Have a Lovely Halloween

                Hell is full of wizards and witches
                And trolls that stink and whip you
                With switches....
                And demons that bite you
                And claw at your thighs
                And banshees that wail
                And spit blood in your eyes
                And ghosts and demons
                (the restless Undead)
                Who stick poison darts in your head...
                And on Halloween 'nite they come to your door
                Give them all that you can and don't make them sore
                Or they'll drag you to Hell and the bottomless hole
                And those evil little goblins will torture your soul.